Delusion

6/15/10   Pangaea! (displaying picture of modern continents)

6/11/10   The last I heard, it was called, in short, The Soviet Union.

6/09/10  Your computer will not work - there is no Google today!

6/04/10   If you have an apple, it has a core that it grows from. So in essence, the core of the apple is what you eat.

6/01/10   France.. supplies the nuclear ("nucular") energy to all of Europe... and certainly the whole country.

5/27/10   Canada covers Canada and some of the United States.

4/26/10   (phytoplankton obtain UV radiation, UV radiation is obtained by shrimp via bio-accumulation, shrimp obtain mutations via bio-accumulation) 

3/29/10   So when a child does not eat (much?) for 5 years its DNA will be altered, and it will not grow as tall.

3/18/10   For savanna, you're going to be close to Savanna, Georgia, Gulf of Mexico. (explaining the savanna biome to the class)

3/12/10   There's something called white phosphorus, well, technically its red, and it's in matches. (She just found a picture of a red match in her Word document).

3/12/10   Some of you have, wait, most of you, some, most of you have parts of carbon in you.

3/11/10   Why do you have a different shirt on?
               Student: I'm not wearing a different shirt.
               Yes you are! You were wearing a different one!
               Student: I never changed my shirt.
               Did you go to your locker and change your shirt?! 

3/09/10   Only 3% of the Earth's water is liquid.  

3/05/10   Discover films have 700 options that sometimes do not fit.

2/22/10   Vancouver has no snow, but we have snow here.

2/08/10   Firemen fight fire with fire