Some of last week's

Monday:
New Papers: 7
Essence: 10
Tuesday:
New Papers: 3
Wednesday:
Your computer will not work - there is no Google today!
MY COMPUTER ARE BROKE!
I don't remember, when I was nine. I don't know what I knew then.
I'm not surprised, as you can't remember what you're supposed to be teaching.
New Papers: 7
Thursday:
New Papers: 1
Friday:
The last I heard, it was called, in short, The Soviet Union.
(For about 3 minutes the whole class kept trying to explain to Marsha that The Soviet Union was dissolved and that the majority of it was Russia, but she didn't believe us. She kept telling us that Russia wasn't a country and that it was The Soviet Union.)
Seriously, have you spent your whole life in a fallout shelter?